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Poetry Book Rough Draft A rough draft of a book of poetry. Once a thread you can use this item to boost your [WIL] by +10% for six posts! [break][break]

Knight's Tall Tale A book with a simple-looking knight on the cover. While you can flip through the book and find a simple children's story on a knight slaying some made-up beast, what the book is really good for is its ability. Twice a thread, you may use the book to summon forth a suit of armor for a total of five posts each. This will equip over top of you and whatever you're already wearing. While the armor is active, it will protect up to your [DEF] stat before breaking. Once per activation, you can cause this armor to shine a gold hue. While it does that, enemies within 5 meters of you that have lower [SPD] than your [DEF] will be blinded for a single post! [break][break]

Tome of Whispering Secrets An ancient leather-bound book that contains countless pages filled with intricate symbols and cryptic writings. When opened, it grants the reader the ability to understand and speak any language. It allows the user to decipher ancient texts, communicate with mystical beings, or unravel hidden messages. It can be used in the Forge as a crafting material. [break][break]

Quill of Rewritten Destiny An enchanted quill that possesses the power to rewrite a single event from the past, or so they say. Instead, it simply changes words already written by it previously. Good for thieves who like making contracts. It can be used in the Forge as a crafting material. [break][break]

Parchment of Illusory Projections A delicate parchment that holds the essence of illusion magic. When activated by the user, it can project realistic illusory scenes or objects into the environment. The illusion is only the size of 12 by 12 inches. It can be used in the Forge as a crafting material. [break][break]

Monster Pop-up Book A small pop-up book that catalogs all the monsters you come across. If the monster was killed by you or other party members, their system information can be recorded in the book! Does nothing but show images and info of the creatures you've come across and defeated. It can be used as a crafting material in the Forge. [break][break]

Misfortunauto Comic A small comic book from another world, in this street racing-based comic the main character has the main ability to cause misfortune upon others by causing others to crash through psionic-based sabotage. Twice per thread, you can have this MC's ability become your own in a minor sense, sending out a 2-inch psionic bolt at your [SPD] that can debuff a target's [WIL] and [SPD] stats by 10% for one post. [break][break]

The Novel of Self-Discovery This ornate novel, when read by a person, creates a realistic illusory duplicate of the target. The duplicate mimics the appearance and behavior of the target, potentially confusing enemies or aiding in deception. The illusion of the target can only move up to 15 feet away from the target and mimics the user's movements. The illusion can be seen through if the target's [WIL] is greater than the user's [MAGI]. [break][break]

How 2 Draw Manga Ever want to learn how to draw like the greats? This manual will have you drawing like some of the greatest mangakas to ever walk this Earth! Who needs anatomy anyway? [break][break]

Every three posts, you can summon a swarm of poorly drawn hands that reaches 10 meters around the target location. These hands deal your [MAGI] -2 ranks around it and apply the [Paralyzed] status to any that is inside of the area, even after casting. This effect lasts for 2 posts but opponents can break out early if their [PWR] outranks your [MAGI]. [break][break]

Twice per thread, you can use the wonderous power of a rejected art graduate to "scribble" over any attack targeting the user. This artistic abomination negates any effects the attack has, including damage. If your [MAGI] is the same or higher than the rank of damage of the attack, all damage is blocked. 50% of the damage is reflected back at the attacker if your [MAGI] is a higher rank than the damage. [break][break]

Action Hero Comic! #1 This limited edition first printing of Action Hero Comic! is a collector’s dream! Inside, you will find the first printing and appearance of the most popular superheroes to date. [break][break]

Before you start any thread, you can roll a 1d6 to see which of the superhero within you will be embodying for your adventure![break][break]

Roll 1 Superstrongman: The strongest of superheroes, Superstrongman’s powers flow into you, giving you a 20% buff in [PWR] throughout the duration of your thread. No outside briefs for you, at least![break][break]
Roll 2 Wonderful Woman: The bracers created by the gods clamp down on your own, providing you a 20% buff to your [DEF] throughout the duration of your thread. You might not be an Amazon, but you sure will block like one![break][break]
Roll 3 Zakanna Zakara: The flow of magic ebbs through your bloodstream, giving you the mysterious power of a Homo Magi, and providing you a 20% buff to your [MAGI]. At least you don’t have to say your ability names backwards to use them![break][break]
Roll 4 The Flashster: Faster than a speeding bullet, this superhero imbues you with just that, a 20% buff to your [SPD]. You’re fast where it counts![break][break]
Roll 5 The FlittermouseMan: The one without superpowers, FlittermouseMan instead imbues you with his will to survive, having trained his body for years. He provides you with a 20% buff to your [VIT] but, unfortunately, doesn’t give you the immense wealth he has at his disposal. Typical Capitalists…[break][break]
Roll 6 Green Flashlight: The power of will and hope flows into your soul, making sure you never give up without a fight! You gain a 20% buff to your [WIL], though do not get the flashy ring that Green Flashlight loves showing off.[break][break]

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Warm Bacon and Egg Sandwich A warm bacon and egg sandwich on a fresh English muffin. Can be consumed once, upon consuming you will have +10 PWR points for the following two posts. [break][break]

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Minor Size Alteration Potion A small purple potion that, when consumed, will cause you to grow to 1.3x your normal height. During this time your [DEF] and [PWR] will both increase by +10 points! This only lasts for three posts before fading. Can be used once before it is consumed and gone! [break][break]

Pre-Workout Potion A potion with an unappealing sewage purple color the size of a full milk gallon. Consuming this ill tasting liquid increases the drinker's VIT by 20% for three posts. This potion can be consumed three times before the bottle has no effect, consuming all uses back to back may have unintended consequences - NOT RECOMMENDED.