Sept 20, 2022 21:02:04 GMT
Post by The LGSB on Sept 20, 2022 21:02:04 GMT
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"LETS GOOOO!"
Showtime.
There was nothing Gavin loved more than a good video game, except breaking that game by destroying every boss, trash mob, and PVP scrub that tried to be big and bougie. Could real life be broken? He didn't know, but finding out was 90% of the fun. And so he was here with his hair spiked forward and his vermillion tank-top all but painted over his third-best feature.
The grass crunched under his black adidas Yeezy's (that he still says were NOT a waste of money just because Ye might've gone on a little ranty or two. Who hasn't?) with every jaunty step. The self-proclaimed Father of Dragons, first of his name, God of Genjis, had arrived and it was about to be everyone's problem.
...If there was anything here.
Gavin sighed and crossed his arms. He had no concept of what he was doing out here other than farming, but as far as he could tell there was not even any actual farming here. The Earth was as thirsty as he was.
The dirt was balding with patches of grass and slabs of rock curled like chapped fingers under the boiling sun, and yet Gavin couldn't appreciate the rustic serenity. His trigger finger itched. His cargo shorts were stuffed with the essentials [protein bars, water, sunscreen] but if it was possible to die from boredom then The LGSB was already on life support.
He brought a hand to his forehead. Shadows moved in the distance and all but one looked the same. A human? An animal shaped like a human? A desert-dragon priest guarding a Shout Wall? Whatever. He'd take what he could get.
"YOOOOOOOO~!" Gavin yelled into the distance and jogged from his spot grinning. He was loud and scattered the dust in his wake. He could've aggro'd every creature with working ears in a ten mile radius but that wasn't nearly as important as having someone to text besides Earth-chan. She hadn't responded to any of his memes and though he'd never admit it; it was starting to hurt his feelings.
Finally he closed the gap; drenched in sweat and panting on his knees, but smiling through the heartburn.
"Yo...heya...whats up G?" Gav wheezed and finally stood up straight, puffing his chest out.
"Yo so check out right? I pulled up in this bitch thinking this was gonna be some Attack on Titan, IF I LOOOOSE IT ALLL SLIP AND FALLL I WILL NEVER LOOK AWAYYYY, kinda shit yeah? But where's the muthafuckin TITANS?! Aint shit here dude. Or at least like, some of those ugly little Saibamen hoes around here!"
He blinked and scanned his new friend once. "...Bruh. Is that a BRIEFCASE?" The boy snickered. "My good bitch. You could've picked any class and you chose to be a fucking BEAN COUNTER?! HAHAHAHA!"
And he lost it. Gavin laughed until his face reddened. "Sorrysorry, I'm sorry. No no its fine, really. You're like, nerd-hot so it works for you. Oh I'm GG bee tee dubs."
Gavin held out his hand. Was it polite perhaps to let a stranger get a word in edgewise? Maybe. But being polite didn't win games. Parties did.
words. some
notes. adam fujiwara
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"LETS GOOOO!"
Showtime.
There was nothing Gavin loved more than a good video game, except breaking that game by destroying every boss, trash mob, and PVP scrub that tried to be big and bougie. Could real life be broken? He didn't know, but finding out was 90% of the fun. And so he was here with his hair spiked forward and his vermillion tank-top all but painted over his third-best feature.
The grass crunched under his black adidas Yeezy's (that he still says were NOT a waste of money just because Ye might've gone on a little ranty or two. Who hasn't?) with every jaunty step. The self-proclaimed Father of Dragons, first of his name, God of Genjis, had arrived and it was about to be everyone's problem.
...If there was anything here.
Gavin sighed and crossed his arms. He had no concept of what he was doing out here other than farming, but as far as he could tell there was not even any actual farming here. The Earth was as thirsty as he was.
The dirt was balding with patches of grass and slabs of rock curled like chapped fingers under the boiling sun, and yet Gavin couldn't appreciate the rustic serenity. His trigger finger itched. His cargo shorts were stuffed with the essentials [protein bars, water, sunscreen] but if it was possible to die from boredom then The LGSB was already on life support.
He brought a hand to his forehead. Shadows moved in the distance and all but one looked the same. A human? An animal shaped like a human? A desert-dragon priest guarding a Shout Wall? Whatever. He'd take what he could get.
"YOOOOOOOO~!" Gavin yelled into the distance and jogged from his spot grinning. He was loud and scattered the dust in his wake. He could've aggro'd every creature with working ears in a ten mile radius but that wasn't nearly as important as having someone to text besides Earth-chan. She hadn't responded to any of his memes and though he'd never admit it; it was starting to hurt his feelings.
Finally he closed the gap; drenched in sweat and panting on his knees, but smiling through the heartburn.
"Yo...heya...whats up G?" Gav wheezed and finally stood up straight, puffing his chest out.
"Yo so check out right? I pulled up in this bitch thinking this was gonna be some Attack on Titan, IF I LOOOOSE IT ALLL SLIP AND FALLL I WILL NEVER LOOK AWAYYYY, kinda shit yeah? But where's the muthafuckin TITANS?! Aint shit here dude. Or at least like, some of those ugly little Saibamen hoes around here!"
He blinked and scanned his new friend once. "...Bruh. Is that a BRIEFCASE?" The boy snickered. "My good bitch. You could've picked any class and you chose to be a fucking BEAN COUNTER?! HAHAHAHA!"
And he lost it. Gavin laughed until his face reddened. "Sorrysorry, I'm sorry. No no its fine, really. You're like, nerd-hot so it works for you. Oh I'm GG bee tee dubs."
Gavin held out his hand. Was it polite perhaps to let a stranger get a word in edgewise? Maybe. But being polite didn't win games. Parties did.
words. some
notes. adam fujiwara
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