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28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
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Straight
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Summoner
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Sept 19, 2022 21:39:47 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 21:39:47 GMT
| Zhao would be found in a manga store, where he was reading the last published chapter of Two Piece. Of course, he had actually bought this volume, he wasn't That Guy who just read manga for free off the bookshelves. That was just shameless, spineless. At least have some decency and pirate your manga online at home if you have to do that. Save some face.
"GAH! ZANNEEEEEN!" He exclaimed in loud Japanese as he spoke over the manga. "Goda-sensei died before he could finish the greatest manga of all time. Two Piece will never be concluded! This is a greater tragedy than Earth-chan's appearance! Absolutely heartbreaking!"
"Oh! Hello there Crom-san." he then blurted out, once he noticed the white-haired man nearby. He must've been looking for him, he assumed - why else would a normie like him would dare to venture into the holy domain of the otaku?
"How may I be of service to you this fine evening? Or morning. My sense of time has really gotten messed up with all of this travel between timezones. Yare yare da ze." |
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Sept 19, 2022 20:13:44 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 20:13:44 GMT
 ZHAO WANG
| Level: Below 10
Combat Style: Petmaster
Price According to Monster Group Level:
Monsters Level 1 - 5: 220 points
Yes, it is I, Booblord, you may of heard of me as the top gamer of Empires of Ages and the #1 DPS player in Legends of the Leagues. I offer to you my Monster Slayer services at a very affordable price.
I am a proven gamer god. Hire me.
Feel free to DM me anytime. Flexible payment plans.
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Sept 19, 2022 19:57:20 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 19:57:20 GMT
- Create and manage your own Monster Slayer advertisements to offer your services to players in need, across the whole world!
- Post your own requests for a Monster Slayer to come help you ASAP!
(OOC: Note that your target needs to be in a PvP-enabled area in order to be able to get a Monster Slayer to join your thread, and the slayer needs to spend an Invade Ticket (200 Points) to do so. Yes, the Monster Slayer could just kill you upon joining, but PvP areas are currently the only High-Risk places that allow invasions, even if the invasion is made with - supposedly - good intentions. I recommend having a good reputation if you want business.)
Players post and manage their own advertisements, and the template posted here is simply suggestions for how to format it. Feel free to periodically repost your advertisements within reason. (OOC: Feel free to repost your advertisement again once the thread gains a new page.)
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 Slayer Slayerson
| Level: Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
Combat Style: Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
Price According to Monster Group Level:
Monsters Level 1 - 10: X points
Monsters Level 11 - 20: X points
Monsters Level 21 - 30: X points
Other Services:
Rescue & Extraction: X points
Dungeon Escort: X points
I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
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[b][font size="4"]Slayer Slayerson[/font][/b]
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[/td][td style="height:30px;width:70%;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:white;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="post_cell"][div style="color:black;text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][b]Level:[/b] Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
[b]Combat Style: [/b]Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
[b]Price per Monster Defeated: [/b]
[span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][/div][font color="#000000"][div style="text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][span] Monster Level 1 - 10: X
[span] Monster Level 11 - 20: X
[/span][span] Monster Level 21 - 30: X
[b]Other Services:[/b]
[span style="font-weight:bold;"] [/span]Rescue & Extraction: X
[span] Dungeon Escort: X[/span]
[span] [/span]
[/span]I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
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PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
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Sept 19, 2022 16:06:40 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 16:06:40 GMT
Zhao
PWR: F | DEF: F | SPD: F MAGI: E | VIT: F | WIL: E
{Actions: Summon Himari}
Zhao Pillow 1
{Actions: Spawned from passive}
Zhao Pillow 2
{Actions: Spawned from passive}
Himari
PWR: D | DEF: D | VIT: D
Affection: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{Actions: How Dare! (Slap, punch or kick for [basic] damage [PWR].)}
@yasushi thaos
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"Haha, I see it now. We got isekai'd, friend. Pardon my earlier offenses." he said. He scratched his vast chin as the pondered. Indeed, that explanation seemed to fit what was going on - magical videogame powers? A new world, with other 'players' like him? Anime has already taught him what this meant.
"Are you using some kind of anonymization spell-" he tried to ask, but he was interrupted midway.
"-GOD HOLY FUCK" he bellowed once the scorpion burst into view. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FUCK. WHERE IS THE POLICE, POLICE? THE ARMY? ANYONE, FUCKING HEEEEEEEEELP"
[Himari Summoned]
[PWR: D | DEF: D | VIT: D] A pink-haired, twintailed anime character with body proportions that looked like she was drawn by a teenage boy burst into existence, standing in a power pose with her fists on her hips.
"You called?" she scoffed.
"FUCK! THERE'S MORE! AAAAH!" Zhao bellowed, and started to waddle-run as quick as his stubby legs would take him, away from the female.
"...Master?" the summon muttered, wondering why he was fleeing from her. "M-master. MASTER, I'M YOUR SUMMON, DUMBASS!"
"Wait. Really?" he immediately stopped and turned to face the impossible girl. She sighed heavily "...Yes. Unfortunately."
"HI-HIMARI-CHAN IT'S REALLY YOU?-"
"Shut up. Scorpion, it's going to kill us. You need to foc- GAH! HIYAAAAH!" she turned to face the approaching beast and attempted to pummel it away with a few well-placed punches. "Master! Focus! Use your abilities! Now!"
"Y-yes! O-of course! Uuuh, abilities, abilities...." he stammered, and started to browse through his menus in an attempt to find something useful.
And, he still hadn't realized it, but he was actually encased in the image of a body pillow, with two other similar images having appeared nearby.
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Sept 19, 2022 9:18:54 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 9:18:54 GMT
PWR: F | DEF: F | SPD: F MAGI: E | VIT: F | WIL: E
@yasushi Crom
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"Yeah, my parents are Chinese, but I was raised in the US." he admitted. "I actually don't speak too much Mandarin, heh."
Zhao's mouth watered once the fast food chain came into sight. Taco Bell? That was basically his whole diet, besides all of the soda he drank and the candy he ate. Raw solid chunks of sugar and fat swam through his bloodstream and he craved m o r e.
"EPIC LOOT!" he chuckled out loud before quickly waddling over to the ruins, and trying to find as much extra food as he could by tossing away rubble, pulling open cupboards and sneaking his hand into places.
"Gah. Low roll. There's nothing around here." he muttered, and surrendered to going to the place that Dakota had found so that he could get some food too.
"Allow me to examine it, I'm an expert in fast food. I can assess if it's good or not." he then stated proudly, and took a package of plastic-sealed meat. He sniffed it. He squeezed it. He slapped it a few times and listened to the sound it made.
"Yes, this meat is still good." he announced. "And it's good for... a week or two at least. Three if you've got a high Constitution stat."
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Sept 19, 2022 9:00:36 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 19, 2022 9:00:36 GMT
PWR: F | DEF: F | SPD: F MAGI: E | VIT: F | WIL: E
@yasushi
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"PREPARE TO PERISH, FOUL BEAST!" Zhao bellowed, holding out a hand to what he perceived to be a creature - a black humanoid figure with 'Anonymous' floating in front of it, always facing him.
What he didn't know, is that his figure was actually Dakota. The System was playing games on his perception, not allowing him to see other players just yet, at least for the duration of this trial, the Canyon Crawl. He didn't know this, though. He didn't know either that his own figure and voice would be distorted by the same effect as well.
"Summon Apocalypse level ten!" he commanded as he showed a palm. Nothing happened. "Fireball!" he insisted. Nothing. "Sword, I call you forth!" he then yelled. Nope. "King Arthur, wielder of Saber, I call you!". Nah.
He had selected the Summoner Class, previously. He had no idea how to actually use it, though, much to his embarrassment. Was it a summoner like in Final Fantasy Tactics where you just had really strong spells? Or did you actually call forth a material creature which then did your bidding? He had no idea.
"Ha! You've been lucky this time." he chuckled. "The game must be holding back my immense power, for balance reasons. That's understandable. But I'll let you know that I was a god gamer before the world ended. Beating up monsters like you will be a piece of cake for me!"
Once he figured out how to do anything, that is.
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Sept 17, 2022 13:02:39 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 17, 2022 13:02:39 GMT
[nospaces] [attr="class","waitfor"] [attr="class","waitfortop"] [attr="class","waitfortopp"] >>> DANDY [attr="class","waitfortop1"] [attr="class","waitfortopleft"] [attr="class","waitforimg"] [attr="class","waitforimg1"] [attr="class","waitfortopleft1"]
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Hi, I like epic battles, anime girls and junk food. Feel free to hit me up anytime in DMs.
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ALIAS'S CHARACTER ROSTER
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[attr="class","PLAYER"] [attr="class","waitforchars1"] [attr="class","waitforchars2"] ZHAO "BOOBLORD" WANGtwenty-eight > he/him > fintech entrepreneur > otaku trash
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28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
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Sept 17, 2022 9:27:58 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 17, 2022 9:27:58 GMT
| Zhao was crying in joy. Bawling. The love of his life was praising him. His lower lip was twitching in sheer emotion, tears flooded down from his glasses onto his shelf-like cheeks.
"Y-yes, I am." he admitted to the casanova, before clearing his throat and trying to recover his composure - he stood up straight and adjusted his taut shirt over his manboobs and barrel gut. He licked one of his sausage-fingered hands and then used it to comb his hair back confidently, debonair. "I'm a god in all of those things, and more, you know?"
"And, yes. My Class reflects my strategic genius. I'm a Summoner, one of the best Classes in the game I must say. I'm sure that someone like me will be in high demand, ho-ho!" he added, his attention and mind still entirely monopolized by the Korean-looking fellow.
"But, uhm. As much as the demand may be..." he blushed and couldn't help but look away from Enigma now. "I'd always be able to make some space for you. I-if that's fine with you, that is, of course. Y-yeah. And uh, friend request? Friend request?!"
He slapped the air in front of himself and conjured forth his menu.
"...I normally don't do this for just anyone, my friend list is a pretty eeeexclusive club - but, uh, today I'm feeling terribly generous."
The fat man would select one of the individuals in his vicinity via the hologram floating in front of him. Soon after, Enigma would have a friend request from 'Zhao Wang'.
But not Wes.
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Sept 16, 2022 17:57:15 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 17:57:15 GMT
| | "It's better than nothing." Zhao muttered, deflated, as he looked onwards at the pillar of smoke. Having to walk any further than the distance that it took to go from his gamer chair to the fridge terrified him. He was going to get sweaty all over, sweaty in places he didn't want to think about.
"Oh, this place is safe. Should be, at least." he told Crom. "It wouldn't be the first time that I've seem something coded to be one thing but it ended up being another, you know? You've got to be careful with these things, especially now."
"I'm quite the expert, you know." he chuckled to himself, and adjusted his glasses. "Just a whole lot of videogames, decades of it. Nothing major."
"So, uh, do you guys have any idea why the world is like this?" he then asked, as he continued to stroll alongside them. "Is it ever going to end, or is this going to be the status quo from now on? Where is the government? The police? The United Nations?"
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Sept 16, 2022 17:20:18 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 17:20:18 GMT
| | BOOBLORD: "I'll boost this on my socials. When BOOBLORD speaks, the gamers listen."
BOOBLORD: "It's us against the world. Commerce, money, business; despite their vices, they will be essentials in allowing us to move forwards against our common enemy: our tragic new circumstances"
BOOBLORD: "Assuming that nothing unusual happens, you may count with my presence."
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SEXUALITY
Straight
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Sept 16, 2022 17:01:50 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 17:01:50 GMT
| | "Super Mutants? Are there those around here?" he had to ask. Embarassingly, he hadn't figured out yet how to use his powers properly - he, the gamer god, didn't know how to use his new gamer powers. Unforgiveable. This was going to be a stain that no amount of anime binging was going to be able to clear out of his conscious. And he didn't want to be exposed. His image, as the superstar as he was, was pretty important. How would Twitter respond to this? Youtube? No, no. Whatever happened, he had to avoid real danger at all costs.
"You're kidding, right?" he chuckled nervously. "Right?"
He just had to be sure. He had seen a lot of crazy stuff out there, even crazier than the stuff that was on his internet history. He couldn't risk it. Not now. Not here. Not ever. His gamer pride was at stake.
"So. You guys got a base? Or are you looking for one? After a couple of nights of sleeping on the ground, I could really use a bed. Besides, canned food is going to run out eventually, isn't like? Just like in the Walking Dead. Have you seen any farms anywhere? Civilization? Is growing crops and stuff gameified too? I sure hope it is. I'm the cerebral kind, I'm not made for hard labor."
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Sept 16, 2022 14:07:22 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 14:07:22 GMT
- Create your own Monster Slayer advertisements to offer your services to players in need!
- Post your own requests for a Monster Slayer to come help you ASAP!
Players post and manage their own advertisements, and the templates posted here are simply suggestions for how to format it. Feel free to periodically repost your advertisements within reason. (Feel free to repost your advertisement again once the thread gains a new page.)
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Slayer Slayerson
| Level: Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
Combat Style: Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
Price per Monster Defeated:
Monster Level 1 - 10: X
Monster Level 11 - 20: X
Monster Level 21 - 30: X
Other Services:
Rescue & Extraction: X
Dungeon Escort: X
I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
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[/span][/div][/div][/div][table style="border:1px solid black;width:70%;text-align:top;vertical-align:top;"][tbody][tr][td class="post_cell" style="text-align:top;vertical-align:top;height:30px;width:100px;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:white;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);color:black;"][div align="center"][img alt=" " src="https://i.imgur.com/kFwhiqa.png" style="max-width:100%;"]
[b][font size="4"]Slayer Slayerson[/font][/b]
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[/td][td style="height:30px;width:70%;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:white;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="post_cell"][div style="color:black;text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][b]Level:[/b] Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
[b]Combat Style: [/b]Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
[b]Price per Monster Defeated: [/b]
[span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][/div][font color="#000000"][div style="text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][span] Monster Level 1 - 10: X
[span] Monster Level 11 - 20: X
[/span][span] Monster Level 21 - 30: X
[b]Other Services:[/b]
[span style="font-weight:bold;"] [/span]Rescue & Extraction: X
[span] Dungeon Escort: X[/span]
[span] [/span]
[/span]I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
[/span][/span][/div][/font][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/div][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/div] |
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PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
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Sept 16, 2022 14:04:52 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 14:04:52 GMT
PWR: E | DEF: F | SPD: E MAGI: E | VIT: E | WIL: B
| PWR:E | DEF:F | SPD:E | | MAG:E | VIT:E | WIL:B |
| "This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit."
"This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit." |
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AGE
28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
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Sept 16, 2022 11:43:09 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 11:43:09 GMT
"This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit." |
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AGE
28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
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Sept 15, 2022 23:24:54 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 15, 2022 23:24:54 GMT
"ENIGMA!"
The floor rattled as Zhao Wang, the biggest gamer god alive, trotted over to the facially exposed darling. Zhao wasn't gay, but he was now, absolutely gay for Enigma, oddly. Man, he just had to say that angelic, gorgeous name again.
"Eniiiigma!" he effused again, throwing his open palm above him side to side as got closer and his silly grin curled deeper into his immense cheeks.
"Oh, and uh, Ninja." he added, glancing at whoever the other guy was - he didn't matter much, because he wasn't Enigma. Oh Enigma...
The huge man then slapped his thick hand against his equally thick chest and puffed out his fat chest proudly. "I'm Zhao Wang." he announced. "Although you may know me as the gamer god, the #1 Empire of Ages player and the top speedrunner known as BOOBLORD. Yes, it's me. Sorry, no autographs."
He then blushed and blinked several times as his eyes danced between looking at his target and the tiled floor. "E-except for you, if you want."
Gah! He couldn't contain himself any longer. He just had to get closer! He had to know everything there was to know about this guy! Sure, there was an apocalypse going on right now outside, but there was an even greater one exploding in his heart right now, exploding for Enigma. And isn't that more important than the end of the world?
He rushed to him and attempted to grab his hands.
"Let's be partners!" he begged. "P-partners like, survival partners, not, uh - that kind of partner. But haha wouldn't it be crazy if we were haha? Haha. Right? Right?" |
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