AGE
28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
|
Sept 16, 2022 11:43:09 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 11:43:09 GMT
"This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit." |
|
AGE
28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
|
Sept 16, 2022 14:04:52 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 14:04:52 GMT
PWR: E | DEF: F | SPD: E MAGI: E | VIT: E | WIL: B
| PWR:E | DEF:F | SPD:E | | MAG:E | VIT:E | WIL:B |
| "This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit."
"This is totally like Fallout"
Zhao was behind some rubble, scooping canned tuna into his mouth with a fat finger, then sucking it dry (well, not dry, more like kind of humid). He nervously looked around now and then, as much as his necklessness would allow, wondering if anyone that wanted to steal his canned tuna was here. And if there was? He had his makeshift spear ready, made out of a broomstick with a knife taped to the end - he had seen a YouTube video about this. Nothing beat a spear in these situations.
And his routine checking caught eye of a pair of surprisingly good-looking dudes, one of them dressed in a coat that looked like it came right out of a JRPG. Neither of them had spears. Hah. Noobs.
But there was one thing that was stronger than spears. Allies. Zhao more than anyone understood how strong teaming up was in these kind of situations, because he had played them out thousands of times within his computer screen. Sure, now was the first time he was actually acting it out in real life, but did that really matter?
"Time to roll Diplomacy" he muttered to himself, and crawled out of his hiding spot, and rose a hand to greet the duo. The other was proudly holding his makeshift spear up, its butt against the ground.
"Hello, fellow survivors." he spoke out loud. "And fox."
He put a fat hand against his chest. "I am Zhao Wang, although you may know me as BOOBLORD. Yes, it is I, the legendary gamer god. I was wondering if the two of you would be amenable to having me join your journey. Look, I have canned tuna, a spear, and plenty of bottle caps. I'm very willing to share, trade and engage in mutual benefit." |
|
|
AGE
28
PRONOUNS
HE/HIM
SEXUALITY
Straight
CLASS
Summoner
UNSORTED
|
Sept 16, 2022 14:07:22 GMT
Post by ZHAO WANG on Sept 16, 2022 14:07:22 GMT
- Create your own Monster Slayer advertisements to offer your services to players in need!
- Post your own requests for a Monster Slayer to come help you ASAP!
Players post and manage their own advertisements, and the templates posted here are simply suggestions for how to format it. Feel free to periodically repost your advertisements within reason. (Feel free to repost your advertisement again once the thread gains a new page.)
|
 Slayer Slayerson
| Level: Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
Combat Style: Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
Price per Monster Defeated:
Monster Level 1 - 10: X
Monster Level 11 - 20: X
Monster Level 21 - 30: X
Other Services:
Rescue & Extraction: X
Dungeon Escort: X
I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
|
|
[div align="center"][table style="border:1px solid gray;width:70%;text-align:center;"][tbody][tr][td style="height:30px;width:100%;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:gray;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);color:black;" class="post_cell"][div align="center"][div align="center"][div style="width:500px;background:white;"][div style="text-align:left;text-align:top;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"]
[/span][/div][/div][/div][table style="border:1px solid black;width:70%;text-align:top;vertical-align:top;"][tbody][tr][td class="post_cell" style="text-align:top;vertical-align:top;height:30px;width:100px;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:white;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);color:black;"][div align="center"][img alt=" " src="https://i.imgur.com/kFwhiqa.png" style="max-width:100%;"]
[b][font size="4"]Slayer Slayerson[/font][/b]
[/div]
[/td][td style="height:30px;width:70%;border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-color:white;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="post_cell"][div style="color:black;text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][b]Level:[/b] Below 10? 10s? 20s? 30s?
[b]Combat Style: [/b]Melee Glass Cannon, Petmaster, etc
[b]Price per Monster Defeated: [/b]
[span style="font-size:10pt;"][/span][/div][font color="#000000"][div style="text-align:left;"][span style="font-size:10pt;"][span] Monster Level 1 - 10: X
[span] Monster Level 11 - 20: X
[/span][span] Monster Level 21 - 30: X
[b]Other Services:[/b]
[span style="font-weight:bold;"] [/span]Rescue & Extraction: X
[span] Dungeon Escort: X[/span]
[span] [/span]
[/span]I'm very professional and generally very professional who will professionally get rid of any monsters that may need slaying. Feel professionally free to professionally DM me anytime.
[/span][/span][/div][/font][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/div][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/div] |
|
