Sept 17, 2022 17:07:49 GMT
Post by Wesley Mackie on Sept 17, 2022 17:07:49 GMT
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"She was so hot".
"Yeah, if you're a furry."
Wes choked on his beer. He hadn't known what to expect in his first pop into a pub in London, but it certainly hadn't been this conversation.
The first man, a burly bearded fellow, gave his bespectacled friend a light shove, "Oh shut up." He took a healthy swig of his beer before turning to the third man seated, a scrawny guy with long blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail. Hiccups and more chugs of beer interlaced his words, "Anyway, it was this tall woman, taller than any I'd ever seen. She must'a been 7 feet tall. She had big wings on her back, like some kinda eagle or sumethin'. And she didn't have pants!"
"Yes, because she had the legs of a lion and a tail. And they weren't eagle wings, they were falcon's" the bespectacled man interrupted, sliding his glasses up along the bridge of his nose.
The first man continued as if the other never spoke. "And she goes 'I got a riddle for ya' and I was like 'oh yeah you have a riddle for me, I got something for you' and then she asked me a question and it popped up like one of those notifications ya'know? It was something about the sky and the moon and day time, I don't know. But I couldn't leave until I answered, and I got it wrong."
"And then you got two more wrong, and" he said with airquotes, " 'she' took five points from you and vanished. She was a monster, Gabe. And if it had been human, it'd been out of your league."
Two of the three men started laughing and Gabe resigned himself to chugging the rest of his beer. He stumbled his way to the bar, almost falling across Wes's table.
Wes finished his own drink and then made his exit. Stepping out of the cramped bar and into the night-light, he was struck by how quiet the world was. There were some sounds echoing into the streets from the patrons within, and there were some other building in the area lit with lights and alive with the merry murmurs of drunks, but overall it was just quiet.
He waltzed back towards the hotel he was staying. It was only a couple streets over, and if he took a cut through the alleys, he would be laying bed in only a couple minutes. The alleys were sparsely lit from whatever moonlight filtered down between the looming buildings. Casting Fast-Forward on himself, he picked up his walking speed, and then bounded instantly forward a good chunk of the way.
When the dash ended, Wes felt a chill snake down his spine. He stopped, turned around, and out from the shadows appeared the woman that the man had described.
She smiled, her dark eyes fixed on Wes. A row of pearly white teeth, complete with two rather large and aggressive canines, caught a glimmer of the moonlight.
"I have a riddle for you."
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"She was so hot".
"Yeah, if you're a furry."
Wes choked on his beer. He hadn't known what to expect in his first pop into a pub in London, but it certainly hadn't been this conversation.
The first man, a burly bearded fellow, gave his bespectacled friend a light shove, "Oh shut up." He took a healthy swig of his beer before turning to the third man seated, a scrawny guy with long blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail. Hiccups and more chugs of beer interlaced his words, "Anyway, it was this tall woman, taller than any I'd ever seen. She must'a been 7 feet tall. She had big wings on her back, like some kinda eagle or sumethin'. And she didn't have pants!"
"Yes, because she had the legs of a lion and a tail. And they weren't eagle wings, they were falcon's" the bespectacled man interrupted, sliding his glasses up along the bridge of his nose.
The first man continued as if the other never spoke. "And she goes 'I got a riddle for ya' and I was like 'oh yeah you have a riddle for me, I got something for you' and then she asked me a question and it popped up like one of those notifications ya'know? It was something about the sky and the moon and day time, I don't know. But I couldn't leave until I answered, and I got it wrong."
"And then you got two more wrong, and" he said with airquotes, " 'she' took five points from you and vanished. She was a monster, Gabe. And if it had been human, it'd been out of your league."
Two of the three men started laughing and Gabe resigned himself to chugging the rest of his beer. He stumbled his way to the bar, almost falling across Wes's table.
Wes finished his own drink and then made his exit. Stepping out of the cramped bar and into the night-light, he was struck by how quiet the world was. There were some sounds echoing into the streets from the patrons within, and there were some other building in the area lit with lights and alive with the merry murmurs of drunks, but overall it was just quiet.
He waltzed back towards the hotel he was staying. It was only a couple streets over, and if he took a cut through the alleys, he would be laying bed in only a couple minutes. The alleys were sparsely lit from whatever moonlight filtered down between the looming buildings. Casting Fast-Forward on himself, he picked up his walking speed, and then bounded instantly forward a good chunk of the way.
When the dash ended, Wes felt a chill snake down his spine. He stopped, turned around, and out from the shadows appeared the woman that the man had described.
She smiled, her dark eyes fixed on Wes. A row of pearly white teeth, complete with two rather large and aggressive canines, caught a glimmer of the moonlight.
"I have a riddle for you."
